Click here for the introduction to the Round and Square series "Wonder Wines"
One year ago on Round and Square (27 March 2013)—China's Lunar Calendar 2013 03-27
One year ago on Round and Square (27 March 2013)—New Religion: Unlucky Four
Two years ago on Round and Square (27 March 2012)—La Pensée Cyclique: Sociology and Sinology
Three years ago on Round and Square (27 March 2011)—Beginning: Beginnings Said
|[a] "I've got it" RF|
|[b] Nope RF|
Just go get those dress shoes you just took off. Stick the base of the wine bottle in the shoe, find yourself a sturdy (stone, cement) wall, and start pounding.
Then the janitor will come by with his (or her) broom and wonder why you are pounding your shoe against the basement wall...in your birthday suit (wear a towel, for god's sake).
A life saver for the tired, desperate, oenophile.
It's tough to beat that.
Physics. It's a beautiful thing.
|[c] Corkscrew RF|