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Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Erlangen 91052 (11)—Everyday Words: Genau

Click here for the introduction to the Round and Square Series "Erlangen 91052"
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One year ago on Round and  Square (27 February 2013)—China's Lunar Calendar 2013 02-27
Two years ago on Round and Square (27 February 2012)—Divinatory Economics: Sacred Mountains Incense (d)
[a] Opening Vistas RF
So I was getting a haircut last week, and the stylist (this is a term that really doesn't fit my paltry thatch of hair) started discussing haircut vocabulary with me. She pointed to "the part" in my hair, and asked me how we say that in English. Same for sideburns, eyebrows, and even "white sidewalls." We even talked about the grass being greener on the other side (Das Gras ist grüner auf der anderen Seite). Through it all, she kept uttering a word that I have grown to expect in almost every conversation I have in Germany. So prepare yourself. If you thought this was going to be a post about German hair vocabulary, you would be mistaken (for now). 

Instead, we shall be discussing ubiquity amidst swirling commensality.
[b] Alone in thought RF

Our word is genau, and it is a positive little bundle of phonemes. It is a means of assent (a brief "climbing" joke there), as well as a nice, verbal punctuation to indicate conversational communitas. People tend to be happy (or neutral) when they say it. You are not likely to hear genau in the midst of heated disagreement over, say, Bundesliga action between Bayern Munich and Dortmund.

No, it's one of those words that has more to do with preaching to the choir than fevered disputation. You are far more likely to encounter it in the midst of a friendly workplace, during a nice conversation at the bar (perhaps over Wein oder Bier), or...while chatting with the stylist who is cutting your hair.

"Exactly."

"Precisely."

"Yup, I know—and our agreement binds us together in this moment of intellectual union."
[c] Isolated RF

Genau....ja genau.
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Not everyone is happy about this. 

Let me explain. I ran across a little website the other day filled with, for the most part, little expatriate frustrations over life in Germany (I was searching "genau," not venting frustrations over my happy little home these six months). Perhaps it takes an outsider to recognize the dominance of this word in everyday conversation, though. Here is one of the posts (I have modified it very slightly for readability):

          Am temping at the moment...blah blah data entry. Listening to my colleagues 
          (all under 30) training the new staff member, explaining what needs to be 
          done. this has been going on for about a week now. i'm noticing a pattern:
                     Coworker A: Explanation
                     New co worker B: Uh-huh, comment
                     A: genau
                     B: Repeats or adds to explanation
                     A: genau

           Or coworkers on the phone... every second word: genau
[d] Social RF

A slightly more culturally astute observer a few comments down the page asked if s/he actually knew what they were saying. If so, it is likely that the word genau would seem quite appropriate. That critic might have a point. Think of times you have been in conversation with a more—or less—experienced coworker? How do you signal that you are in the game, so to speak, and that you are doing your own light lifting in the conversational arena? In English, it might mean uttering "yes," or "mmm-hmm," or even groovy!

And how do "we" do this in other languages? It's another of those beauties at the intersection of life and language—a word that shows your engagement, but without butting into the middle of the conversational flow. 是的 functions a bit like this in Mandarin. In German, it is (at present) genau. Never forget that these matters are continually changing, and a 1970s dictionary that explains how to use groovy will not serve you well today.
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For now, though, I want to look at genau from a different angle. While I am certainly intrigued by the word for its pervasiveness, there is more. For me, there is something else going on, and I sort of like it. It's really the most social of words. Indeed, it is a teeming swirl of integrative social-linguistic cohesion—the kind of vocabulary that binds people together like old chewing gum on the bus seat.
[e] Happy mouth RF

Genau isn't a word that you use when you talk to yourself.

Oh, and don't tell me that you don't do that. Of course you do. My own most common verbalization when alone is usually damnit (no, and I don't mean damit). This often happens when I'm late for something, a website is slow to load, or Kaufland is sold out of avocados. There are probably other words that go beyond just generalized thoughts when you are alone. Think about it. I find this to be an untapped (but hardly unstudied) corner of social and cultural theory, and focus on it every autumn when I teach the course.

But genau is(t) different. It takes two...or more.

While I concede the possibility that a complex, individual mental plan could end in a voiced genau! before a person heads off to implement it, the vast bulk of uses are in relatively happy and mostly unstressful situations. Here, too, we could quibble, but I wish to move on. The way I see it, genau is precisely, even exactly, the interjection that ties the knots of collegiality and friendship tighter. It is positively Durkheimian in its social fervor, always "seeking" to take the discursive strands of individual bloviation and bring the paired reality of integrative conversation back into focus. 
[f] Gendered commenslity RF

It's turns soliloquy back into dialogue.
Think about that. How many words do that kind of work in other languages? Well, just a few—but every language has them, since language is social from its tip-top tête down to its tiny little alliterative toes. I have always loved the friendly inclusiveness of y'all, which always implies that something bigger than jus' talkin' is going on between our polished boots, shining belt buckles, and ten-gallon hats. Y'all is inclusive. 

Following I-35 north, and into another Red River Valley, we eventually arrive in western Minnesota and eastern North Dakota. It's the land of that dialect most of the world has come to know as "Fargo." Ja plays a role in the social dynamic there, to be sure, but most of the heavy lifting of inclusiveness flows from the phrase that usually follows ja (ya). When you hear Grandpa Orvik nod and say "you betcha" as you discuss Tony Oliva's game-winning double that won the game for your Minnesota Twins last night, you know that you and grandpa share something more than mere knowledge of an historical event.

You have agreement, like a social version of subject and verb...or a perfectly rhymed Tang poem.

And let's just get this straight—hand-holding, Coca Cola drinking, globalized, commodified, intersubjective agreement is what genau is all about. 

Oh, you see the point? Then just say "genau." A few Anglophone expatriates will be annoyed with you, but they haven't read L'Année Sociologique.  

Oui have...

NEXT
Saturday, 1 March 2014 
Erlangen 91052—Everyday Words: Tschuß!
See you Saturday; we'll talk about bye-bye!
[g] Sozial problematik (genau) RF

China's Lunar Calendar 2014 04-02

Click here for the introduction to the Round and Square series "Calendars and Almanacs"  
⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦ From right to left: ⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦
LEFT April 3 ..................................March 31.......Monthly Calendar Information...RIGHT
This is one in a never-ending series—following the movements of the calendar—in Round and Square perpetuity. It is today's date in the Chinese lunar calendar, along with basic translation and minimal interpretation. Unless you have been studying lunar calendars (and Chinese culture) for many years, you will likely find yourself asking "what does that mean?" I would caution that "it" doesn't "mean" any one thing. There are clusters of meaning, and they require patience, reflection, careful reading, and, well, a little bit of ethnographic fieldwork. The best place to start is the introduction to "Calendars and Almanacs" on this blog. I teach a semester-long course on this topic and, trust me, it takes a little bit of time to get used to the lunar calendar. Some of the material is readily accessible; some of it is impenetrable, even after many years

As time goes on, I will link all of the sections to lengthy background essays. This will take a while. In the meantime, take a look, read the introduction, and think about all of the questions that emerge from even a quick look at the calendar.
Section One
Solar Calendar Date
(top to bottom; right to left

三期星
Fourth Month, Second Day
Astral Period Three
Wednesday, April 2
———————————————— 

Section Two
Beneficent Stars 
(top to bottom, right to left)
福麒
生麟
Unicorn
Fortunate Engenderment
—————————————————

Section Three
Auspicious Hours
(top to bottom, right to left
申辰子
中中
酉己丑
中中
戌午寅
吉中吉
亥未卯
23:00-01:00 Inauspicious
01:00-03:00 In-Between
03:00-05:00 Auspicious
05:00-07:00 Auspicious

07:00-09:00 In-Between
09:00-11:00 In-Between
11:00-13:00 In-Between
13:00-15:00 Inauspicious

15:00-17:00 In-Between
17:00-19:00 Inauspicious
19:00-21:00 Auspicious
21:00-23:00 In-Between

The hours above are for Hong Kong. It is up to you if you want to recalibrate or to assume that the cyclicality of the calendar "covers" the rest of the world. This is a greater interpretive challenge than you might think.
————————————————— 

Section Four 
Activities to Avoid  
(top-to-bottom; right to left) 

穿詞
井訟
Lawsuits and Litigation
Boring Wells
—————————————————  

 Section Five 
Cosmological Information 







Third Day (Third Lunar Month)
Cyclical day: guimao (40/60)
Phase (element): Metal
Constellation: Wall (14/28)
"Day Personality" Cycle: Establish (1/12)
—————————————————  
Section Six
Appropriate Activities
(and Miscellaneous Information
(top-to-bottom; right to left)

赴祭
任祀
訂祈
婚福
立會
約友
交出
易行


厭水
對痕
Appropriate Activities
Venerating Ancestors
Inquiring-into Fortune
Meeting Friends
Going Out (and about)
Taking-up Office
Marriage Engagements
Setting-up Appointments
Trade and Commerce

Earth Palace

Miscellaneous Information
Water Scar
Facing Repression
 ————
 Section Seven
Inauspicious Stars 
(right to left) 
丫 神
Bifurcation, Spirit
————

Section Eight
Miscellaneous Information 
(Top to bottom; right to left)

門 牀
House
Gate, Bed

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Wonder Wines—Putting Haut Médoc to Bed

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Click here for the introduction to the Round and Square series "Wonder Wines"
One year ago on Round and Square (1 April 2013)—China's Lunar Calendar 2013 04-01
One year ago on Round and Square (1 April 2013)—Calendars and Almanacs (h)
Two years ago on Round and Square (1 April 2012)—Hurtin' Country: Good Ole Boys
Three years ago on Round and Square (1 April 2011)—Theory Corner (1a): Bricolage
[a] Lush RF
Well, it has been a truly luscious week. 

Pat and I sampled wonderful, dry, tongue-puckeringly tannic little 750ml vessels of Haut-Médoc on five of the last seven days. A little over the top? Yup...but we are studying, after all. If you recall last week's post, we are learning about wine and the territory of Bordeaux known as Haut-Médoc. This is where Eric Asimov, chief wine critic for the New York Times, decided to begin his New York Times "Wine School." 

Why he chose Haut Médoc is just slightly more puzzling. Is it meant to be "representative" of Bordeaux, which Asimov rightly argues has to be confronted if we are ever to understand how people talk about wines in this world? Bordeaux has such a towering reputation in the world of wine that its influence has grown even as its wines—at least its mid-range to upper-range ones—have been priced out of the dining rooms of most wine lovers in the world. 
[b] Bordeaux Barrel RF

Asimov is right, I think. We need to understand something about Bordeaux if we are to get a toe-hold into the world of wine.

But why Haut-Médoc? Why not St. Émilion or Pomerol (the home of Château Lafleur, not to mention the iconic Château Chéval Blanc)? Why not "just" Médoc? That little "just" encompasses four of the original five premier growths in the classic 1855 classification (a sixth, Château Mouton-Rothschild, was added in 1973). But watery little inlet-land Haut-Médoc was a late-starter in the great Bordeaux competitions. 

And yet Asimov has asked us to study the taste and "character" of Haut-Médoc wines.

Again, I think he is right. 

Anyone with several hundred dollars for a bottle of Bordeaux can sample the truly terroir-shaking wines of Bordeaux. Haut-Médoc is really a picture of newness and growth (I use the word in several senses). And fascinating they are. Let's take a quick look at both the comments at the New York Times "Wine School" site and "our" own reactions.

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[c] Chateaux RF
Pat and I sampled a range of 2008-2011 Haut-Médoc wines that were nowhere near "top notch." They were very good, though—exceptionally so, in many cases. If I could say one thing about Haut-Médoc wines in the 10€-15€ range, it would be solid. They are well-crafted, tannic (without the crazy 1970s Napa version of it...which, in the interests of full-disclosure, I will admit that I love), oaky (without the same excesses), and balanced, with mostly Cabernet Sauvignon and beautiful smatterings of Merlot and Cabernet Franc. 

It's (they're) a beautiful thing.

And then we had the 2000. 

We found it in a little chocolate shop on Hauptmannstraße in Erlangen (91052). It was just as well-crafted as all of the others, but it had aged in the bottle...and it was a 2000. If you don't know what that "means," you need to realize that (with massive individual disparities) 2000 was one of those years like 1945, 1959, 1961, 1982, 1989, and 2000 in Bordeaux.
[d] Haut-Médoc RF

I have had a fairly wide array of 2000s over the years, and I don't know if it is suggestion or pure wonder-taste, but there is something, a certain je ne sais quoi at work here.

Dry. Tannic. "Smoky" (Asimov's word). Well-constructed. And what does that mean?...that will be perhaps the most important thing we undertake over the coming years on Wonder Wines). 

I hesitate to add this, since Asimov (again, rightly, I think) criticizes our use of parallels, metaphors, metonyms, synecdoche, and, well, figurative language generally as we sip wine. Still, here is what I smelled and tasted with my 2000 Chateau Peyrabon (by no means a major player even in the world of Haut-Médoc). 

In other words, we sampled a fairly wide range of "cheaper" players in this sub-region. We learned a great deal about wine that, in Asimov's memorable phrasings, are "smoky" and not particularly "fruity."

Dark. Tannic. Dry. (Oaky). Puckering...slightly. Tobacco notes. Hints of chocolate. Earthy (with the vague taste of "dirt" that I love in the wines of St. Emilion...I am not kidding). Currant. 

Oh, and dirt (in it's very best and highly refined sort of way). 

I love dirt.

NEXT
Tuesday, 8 April 2014
The Greatest Wine...Ever
Nope. I won't be tasting it. But I'll tell you about it (and why about thirty wines challenge for the position. 
[e] Bordeaux Bedtime RF

China's Lunar Calendar 2013 04-01

Click here for the introduction to the Round and Square series "Calendars and Almanacs"  
⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦ From right to left: ⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦
LEFT April 3 ..................................March 31.......Monthly Calendar Information...RIGHT
This is one in a never-ending series—following the movements of the calendar—in Round and Square perpetuity. It is today's date in the Chinese lunar calendar, along with basic translation and minimal interpretation. Unless you have been studying lunar calendars (and Chinese culture) for many years, you will likely find yourself asking "what does that mean?" I would caution that "it" doesn't "mean" any one thing. There are clusters of meaning, and they require patience, reflection, careful reading, and, well, a little bit of ethnographic fieldwork. The best place to start is the introduction to "Calendars and Almanacs" on this blog. I teach a semester-long course on this topic and, trust me, it takes a little bit of time to get used to the lunar calendar. Some of the material is readily accessible; some of it is impenetrable, even after many years

As time goes on, I will link all of the sections to lengthy background essays. This will take a while. In the meantime, take a look, read the introduction, and think about all of the questions that emerge from even a quick look at the calendar.
Section One
Solar Calendar Date
(top to bottom; right to left
一四
日月
二期星
Fourth Month, First Day
Astral Period Two
Tuesday, April 1
———————————————— 

Section Two
Beneficent Stars 
(top to bottom, right to left)
十王歲
靈日祿
Generational Emolument
Kingly Days
Ten Spirits
—————————————————

Section Three
Auspicious Hours
(top to bottom, right to left
申辰子
酉己丑
中吉
戌午寅
吉中吉
亥未卯
中吉吉
23:00-01:00 Inauspicious
01:00-03:00 Auspicious
03:00-05:00 Auspicious
05:00-07:00 Auspicious

07:00-09:00 In-Between
09:00-11:00 In-Between
11:00-13:00 In-Between
13:00-15:00 Auspicious

15:00-17:00 Inauspicious
17:00-19:00 Inauspicious
19:00-21:00 Auspicious
21:00-23:00 In-Between

The hours above are for Hong Kong. It is up to you if you want to recalibrate or to assume that the cyclicality of the calendar "covers" the rest of the world. This is a greater interpretive challenge than you might think.
————————————————— 

Section Four 
Activities to Avoid  
(top-to-bottom; right to left) 

祭放開
祀水渠
Opening Sluices
Putting-into Water
Venerating Ancestors
—————————————————  

 Section Five 
Cosmological Information 







Second Day (Third Lunar Month)
Cyclical day: renyin (39/60)
Phase (element): Metal
Constellation: Pyre (13/28)
"Day Personality" Cycle: Closed (12/12)
—————————————————  
Section Six
Appropriate Activities
(and Miscellaneous Information
(top-to-bottom; right to left)

醞上裁
釀樑衣
栽補築
種塞堤
成安修
服門造
安安動
葬牀土
忌歸
血債上
支不兀
Appropriate Activities
Cutting-out Clothing
Building Dikes
Repairing and Constructing
Moving Soil
Putting-up Beams
Patching and Plugging
Positioning Gates
Positioning Beds
Fermenting Beverages
Planting and Cultivating
Putting-together Clothing
Positioning Graves

Return Taboo

Miscellaneous Information
Upper Amputee
Debt Not
Blood Branch
————
 Section Seven
Inauspicious Stars 
(right to left) 
白 地
White, Earth
————

Section Eight
Miscellaneous Information 
(Top to bottom; right to left)

爐 庫
Granary
Furnace, Storehouse