China's Lunar Calendar 2013 07-02

Click here for the introduction to the Round and Square series "Calendars and Almanacs"  

⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦ From right to left: ⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦

LEFT July 7.....................................................................................................June 30 RIGHT

This is one in a never-ending series—following the movements of the calendar—in Round and Square perpetuity. It is today's date in the Chinese lunar calendar, along with basic translation and minimal interpretation. Unless you have been studying lunar calendars (and Chinese culture) for many years, you will likely find yourself asking "what does that mean?" I would caution that "it" doesn't "mean" any one thing. There are clusters of meaning, and they require patience, reflection, careful reading, and, well, a little bit of ethnographic fieldwork. The best place to start is the introduction to "Calendars and Almanacs" on this blog. I teach a semester-long course on this topic and, trust me, it takes a little bit of time to get used to the lunar calendar. Some of the material is readily accessible; some of it is impenetrable, even after many years. 

As time goes on, I will link all of the sections to lengthy background essays. This will take a while. In the meantime, take a look, read the introduction, and think about all of the questions that emerge from even a quick look at the calendar.

Section One
Solar Calendar Date
(top to bottom; right to left) 
二
日

二期星

Seventh Month, Second Day

Astral Period Two
Tuesday, July 2

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Section Two

Beneficent Stars 
(top to bottom, right to left)

玉王
宇日

Kingly Days
Jade Expanse

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Section Three
Auspicious Hours
(top to bottom, right to left) 
申辰子

吉中凶

酉己丑

中中凶

戌午寅

中吉吉

亥未卯

凶吉中

23:00-01:00 Inauspicious
01:00-03:00 Inauspicious
03:00-05:00 Auspicious
05:00-07:00 In-Between

07:00-09:00 In-Between
09:00-11:00 In-Between
11:00-13:00 Auspicious
13:00-15:00 Auspicious

15:00-17:00 Auspicious
17:00-19:00 In-Between
19:00-21:00 In-Between
21:00-23:00 Inauspicious

The hours above are for Hong Kong. It is up to you if you want to recalibrate or to assume that the cyclicality of the calendar "covers" the rest of the world. This is a greater interpretive challenge than you might think.

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Section Four
Activities to Avoid 
(top-to-bottom; right to left) 

忌

除遠
服行

Long Journeys
Discarding Clothing

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 Section Five 
Cosmological Information 

廿
五
己
巳

木

觜
閉

Twenty-fifth Day (fifth lunar month)

Cyclical day: jisi (6/60)

Phase (element): Wood

Constellation: Turtle Beak (20/28)

"Day Personality" Cycle: Closed (12/12)

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Section Six
Appropriate Activities 
(and Miscellaneous Information)
(top-to-bottom; right to left)

 宜
動築
土堤
作補
灶塞
栽修
種造
半
夏
生
重短
日星

Appropriate Activities   
Constructing Dikes
Plugging and Patching
Repairs and Building
Moving Soil
Stove Work
Planting Crops

Crowdipper Flourishes
(the thirtieth of seventy-two five-day micro-periods in the solar year)

Miscellaneous Information    

Short Star
Repeated Days

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Section Seven
Inauspicious Stars

(right to left)
白
White

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Section Eight
Miscellaneous Activities

(Top to bottom; right to left) 

占
牀 門

Divination
Bed, Gate

The Power of Five (11)—Diets

Click here for the introduction to the Round and Square series "The Power of Five"
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Two years ago on Round and Square (1 July 2011)—Flowers Bloom: Growing Up History

[a] Feedin' RF

Below, I list the Five Diets.

Diet. Is it really that hard to see where this is going? Think about the letters—scramble them, a little, if you wish: d...i...e...t. Just one letter—just one—and you have another word. Think about it. D-i-e-t. What happens if we alter something in this little tumbleweed of language? Well, it's another word, with a different meaning that gives us a new angle on what it means to diet. What do you say? Should we give it a go? Let's work with that extra letter. Of course, there is only one good answer. You know what I mean, don't you?

You scramble slightly and add a "y." Of course you do.

Deity.

What else could have been on your mind? Are you playing games?

Diet→deity. 

To be one with food is to be one with the Way. Perish the thought of any other combination. Are you a pessimist? Why would you subtract? Of course you need to add. That is what optimistic, forward-thinking people do (except with calories, but more on that, later).

And of course you add a "y." That letter is the difference between boring and effervescent. Perhaps we have "stud." Boring! Big crappin' deal. Who cares? Add a "y" and the world comes twirling into motion. Now we have something more than an upright post.

[b] Minimalist RF

Instead, we have study (入學).

Want more? How about czar? Again, pretty boring, right (except for a few tumultuous and awful scenarios in Russian histor(y), to be fair)? Well, czar may not make your boots shake, but crazy will. Think I'm wrong? Well, you haven't met my friend Patsy Cline. You need to hear her out.

O.k., enough with English language games. Let's get to the diets themselves. The very concept of "diet" (I speak of food regimens here) is not new. No, all of those monks, back in the day (I speak of the seventh century) who followed the Rule of (Saint) Benedict had a pretty stark and focused caloric intake—a pound of bread and two simple vegetable dishes. Hey, people. We're talkin' 1,500 calories tops (which leads to "topsy," not to mention "Potsy").

I don't know how much you have read about early monastic life, but a funny thing happened in the West over the, say, three hundred years between Benedict's Rule and a little bit more extravagant lifestyle that followed. Pious farmers die(ted) and gave their property to the monasteries. Over the decades, many more pious farmers died and eschewed their merely mortal sons (and daughters). It all went to the monastery. 

And they got loaded.

Suddenly, one pound of bread was four (if this sounds a little like Jesus, you would have a point...in historio-geologic-bread-time). Now meat was a pound, and the vegetable piled themselves (with the help of Chaucer's cook's great-great-great grandpa) in heaps. Oh, yes. They also had a jug of wine (and Thou...ensome) every single day. Several scholars have counted the calories, and noted that we're talkin' 5,000 a day, and that's on the low-side.

[c] Pounds RF

That's a bunch.

That would pretty much cover an easy day in the Tour de France (a millennium later). But the bubbas weren't ridin'. They were readin' and prayin'. Unless we add controversial weight loss numbers (praying equals a thousand calories an hour, and a picture is worth a thousand words), those supposedly focused, hair-shirt-wearin' boys would be gaining about...well...a lot...every month.

That adds up, and some of these monks (by the tenth century) were big, big men.

I wish I could continue with my vast knowledge of monastic dieting. From here, you need to start with Peter Brown and Carolyn Walker Bynum. They will lead you to new discoveries, and, likely, a Ph.D. in Medieval Studies (but only if your Latin is so good that you can go toe-to-toe with my colleague Ellen Joyce).

So, having exhausted the extent of my Medieval Studies knowledge, I turn to American diets, post-1970. These have a peculiar "culture" of their own. Yes, it is quite possible for American historians to trace dieting fads all of the way back to Plymouth Rock. This is where I imagine chubby Puritans beating their entrails against the rock itself (punishment of the body stuff)...except for the fact that it would have been really difficult to be chubby. Seriously, there was no Miracle Whip in the seventeenth century.

Yes, and "dieting" has a history. I get it.

Still, if you are of a certain age (I am talking into your sixth decade), you know exactly what I am talking about (as we say back home). Something changed in 1970, or so, and it wasn't just Richard Nixon's paranoia (that goes way back). No, people started putting on the pounds. Jack Nicklaus did, and then others followed. That kind of weight gain was hard to accomplish during the war. It started (anew) in the 1950s, and kept growing.

[d] Advent RF

And then came the advent of Fast Food.

The rest is history. In this teleological back-glance of dieting, it "all" began (in the United States) in about 1970. McDonalds had taken root, and Colonel (Kernel) Sanders was right on its thickening tail. 

My dad is a good example. Well proportioned throughout his whole life (and from about 1972 onward until today), he got fat in the late-1960s. 

How could that have happened? 

Well, he had farmed lush, North Dakota fields throughout the late-1950s and early-1960s, and burned formidable calories in the process. Then he took his family to Wisconsin (cheese, bratwurst, grains) and started graduate school. He read-and-read-and-read (one summer consuming forty major anthropological works...fully...page-by-page in forty days). And he gained at least thirty pounds. I remember the day during the Christmas holiday in 1969 when my grandmother, dad's mom, exclaimed "Bob...you're fat!" 

He was not amused. By the next Christmas, he wasn't anymore.

Dieting is like that. Most of the time, people just decide (定). On the other hand, a whole passel of diet names started to enter the vocabulary from about 1970 on. If you thought that there were a lot of state capitals (or fast food restaurants....or movies), you have no idea how many diets have come and gone. 

[e] Tubular RF

Still, a few of them are iconic. 

And some of them still have tentacles that continue to create other diets...which, in turn, create still others. If you don't know about this, you haven't been in a bookstore, or followed the only things still popular in a "dying" American book industry. If you write a great business book, the next pull will be to have you make a diet book out of it; win an Olympic gold medal...and others will urge you to make a "Fencing Gold" diet book from the inspiration (and press). 

Heck, if I ever get my management book out there in full view, I'll do something like "The Eleventh Century Diet," or "The Emperor's Teachers Diet.

Oh, I get it. I won't blow that chance.

Neither did Dr. Atkins, Dr. Ornish, Dr. Weight Watchers, Dr. South Beach, and Dr. Paleo. 

The last of these would be by Dr. Grog, who you have met in many of these 900 Round and Square posts: 

          Grog say: I kill Mastodon, then eat. No sugar; no grain. Just meat (uncooked—I 
          not invent fire yet). Paleo good. Neo...bad (although I not know about it..since 
          it hasn't happened). Grain cause blood sugar rise, increase blood pressure,
          patriarchy, writing, societal differentiation, hierarchy, oppression, slavery, 
          and the doom of all humanity. I just cook big Mastodon (and mostly eat 
          tree grub...since Mastodon hard to kill). Doctor say my blood sugar "normal....
          blood pressure, too.

Well, Grog...right. You may choose which diet (these are The Five) leads that way.

[f] Gainin' RF

So, of all the strange and eviscerating regimens from which we could choose, these are the five. Together, they represent are the totality. 

Remember, if you think that this is a "top-five" list, such as you read on Yahoo, you are very badly mistaken. No, these are totality.

Well, it isn't "The Best of..." It is totality. These five diets are "diets."

If that doesn't make sense...go back and read the introduction and the links!

The Five Diets (United States and its "Outreach," c. 1970-2013) 
(feel free to click the links) 

Weight Watchers
Atkins
Ornish
South Beach
Paleo 

Honorable Mention**
Diet of Augsburg
The Japanese Diet
Jenny Craig 
NutriSystem 
The Diet of Worms
** The RSQ board will occasionally make use of the "honorable mention" opportunity to throw in a few more things to think about. The Honorable Mentions have a little bit of history and culture to consider. The RSQ Board has its reasons.

A brief (sort-of) explanation. 
Weight Watchers: major revenue and reach. Atkins: it has never died, much though many of us have mocked its ketosis-inducing folly...except that Ornish seemed to have the answer, but (much though I adore the guy) buried us in heaps of pasta. South Beach takes Atkins and gives him some flavor. Paleo is the latest trend. The key is blood sugar. Have you ever walked down a supermarket aisle? It's all sugar and (processed) carbohydrate. And the Neolithic (paternal-grain) culture caused all human suffering. Still, I would not get to teach another country's history and study other languages if not for the domination of grains and the power of the written word. This very blog has roots in paternal grain culture and oppressive social orders. There is a reason that Claude Lévi-Strauss notes that writing (which came from grain...really) is the key to all human oppression.

'nuf said. The cosmologists have the last word. These are The Five. The Five Diets.

Tomorrow
The Five Convenience Stores

[g] Mediterranean RF

China's Lunar Calendar 2013 07-01

Click here for the introduction to the Round and Square series "Calendars and Almanacs"  

⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦ From right to left: ⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦

LEFT July 7.....................................................................................................June 30 RIGHT

This is one in a never-ending series—following the movements of the calendar—in Round and Square perpetuity. It is today's date in the Chinese lunar calendar, along with basic translation and minimal interpretation. Unless you have been studying lunar calendars (and Chinese culture) for many years, you will likely find yourself asking "what does that mean?" I would caution that "it" doesn't "mean" any one thing. There are clusters of meaning, and they require patience, reflection, careful reading, and, well, a little bit of ethnographic fieldwork. The best place to start is the introduction to "Calendars and Almanacs" on this blog. I teach a semester-long course on this topic and, trust me, it takes a little bit of time to get used to the lunar calendar. Some of the material is readily accessible; some of it is impenetrable, even after many years. 

As time goes on, I will link all of the sections to lengthy background essays. This will take a while. In the meantime, take a look, read the introduction, and think about all of the questions that emerge from even a quick look at the calendar.

Section One
Solar Calendar Date
(top to bottom; right to left) 
一七
日月

一期星

Seventh Month, First Day

Astral Period One
Monday, July 1

———————————————— 
Section Two

Beneficent Stars 
(top to bottom, right to left)

月生時歲
恩氣德德

Generational Virtue
Timely Virtue
Engendered Vapor
Lunar Kindness

—————————————————

Section Three
Auspicious Hours
(top to bottom, right to left) 
申辰子

吉中凶

酉己丑

吉吉吉

戌午寅

凶中凶

亥未卯

凶吉吉

23:00-01:00 Inauspicious
01:00-03:00 Auspicious
03:00-05:00 Inauspicious
05:00-07:00 Auspicious

07:00-09:00 In-Between
09:00-11:00 Auspicious
11:00-13:00 In-Between
13:00-15:00 Auspicious

15:00-17:00 Auspicious
17:00-19:00 Auspicious
19:00-21:00 Inauspicious
21:00-23:00 Inauspicious

The hours above are for Hong Kong. It is up to you if you want to recalibrate or to assume that the cyclicality of the calendar "covers" the rest of the world. This is a greater interpretive challenge than you might think.

————————————————— 

Section Four
Activities to Avoid 
(top-to-bottom; right to left) 

忌

塞補置買
穴垣業田

Buying Land
Setting-up Industry
Patching Embankments
Stopping-up Caves

————————————————— 

 Section Five 
Cosmological Information 

廿
四
戊
辰
木

畢
開

Twenty-fourth Day (fifth lunar month)

Cyclical day: wuchen (5/60)

Phase (element): Wood

Constellation: Net (19/28)

"Day Personality" Cycle: Open (11/12)

————————————————— 

Section Six
Appropriate Activities 
(and Miscellaneous Information)
(top-to-bottom; right to left)

______________________
龍分
______________________
宜
動納會祭
土采友祀
上移出祈
樑徙行福
作開訂入
灶市婚學
將陽
九天五寡
空牢虛宿

Dragon Period

Appropriate Activities   
Venerating Ancestors
Inquiring-into Fortune
Entering Study
Meeting Friends
Going Out (and about)
Marriage Engagements
Grain Payments
Moving Residences
Opening Markets
Moving Soil
Erecting Beams
Stove Work

Yang General 

Miscellaneous Information    

Orphan Hostel
Five Voids
Heavenly Penitentiary
Nine Vacancies

 —————————————————  
Section Seven
Inauspicious Stars

(right to left)
白 
White

—————————————————

Section Eight
Miscellaneous Activities

(Top to bottom; right to left) 

栖 牀 房

Perch, Bed, House