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Two years ago on Round and Square (15 April 2011)—Seinfeld Ethnography: Elaine Exclaims
|[a] I'm Innocent...Roll Tide PD|
But now that I have your attention, let me just say that the Crimson Tide boast(s) 838 NCAA Division 1 victories. Now that's a lot.
|[b] Hundreds RF|
That means that we could top the 1,000 mark at some point in 2030. By then, I'll be sixteen years out of rehab, and square-dancing on my houseboat (on Alabama's navigable waters).
It would be a little closer if we hadn't gotten caught cheating a few times, and had to "vacate" (I love that term) several dozen wins.
Oh, well. Getting caught is sometimes part of the process.
|[c] Coin Toss RF|