Roll Tide Guy—Closing In On 1,000

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One year ago on Round and Square (15 April 2012)—Hurtin' Country: Tonight The Bottle Let Me Down
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[a] I'm Innocent...Roll Tide PD

I'm Innocent...
Roll Tide

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But now that I have your attention, let me just say that the Crimson Tide boast(s) 838 NCAA Division 1 victories. Now that's a lot.

[b] Hundreds RF

That means that we could top the 1,000 mark at some point in 2030. By then, I'll be sixteen years out of rehab, and square-dancing on my houseboat (on Alabama's navigable waters). 

It would be a little closer if we hadn't gotten caught cheating a few times, and had to "vacate" (I love that term) several dozen wins.

Oh, well. Getting caught is sometimes part of the process.

Roll Tide.

[c] Coin Toss RF

[Originally posted on June 26, 2014]